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The best, most quotable and most famous opening lines from over five hundred years of literature.

1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt. The classic opening lines to George Orwell's dystopian masterpiece Nineteen Eighty-Four: It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. In which Winston Smith questions the totalitarian system in which he lives. Big Brother is watching you.
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A Tale Of Two Cities Opening Lines T-Shirt. The famous opening lines from Charles Dickens' seminal novel on the French Revolution: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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Alan Turing T-Shirt. Scientist, mathematician, cryptanalyst, genius. The father of artificial intelligence and developer of the Turing Test. Here included with the opening lines from his 1950 paper Computing Machinery and Intelligence: I propose to consider the question, 'Can machines think?'
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Brave New World Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines for Aldoux Huxley's dystopian vision of the future: A squat gray building of only thirty-four stories. Over the main entrance the words, CENTRAL LONDON  HATCHERY AND CONDITIONING CENTRE, and in a shield, the World State's motto, Community, Identity, Stability.
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Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt. Taken from Fyodor Dostoevsky's 1866 Nihilist literary classic: On an exceptionally hot evening early in July a young man came out of the garret in which he lodged in S.  Place and walked slowly, as though in hesitation, towards K. bridge.
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Das Kapital Opening Lines T-Shirt. The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,” its unit being a single commodity. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a commodity. The opening lines to Part 1, Chapter 1, Section 1 of Karl Marx's Das Kapital, the treatise on political economy that caused all that trouble in the first place.
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Don Quixote Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening to Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote; the 17th Century novel that many feel marked the beginning of modern literature: At a village of La Mancha, whose name I do  not wish to remember, there lived a little while ago one of those gentlemen who are wont to keep a lance in the rack, an old buckler, a lean horse and a swift greyhound.
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Dorian Gray T-Shirt. The opening lines of Oscar Wilde's only novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray, telling the story of a young man obsessed with his own image whose own features remain unscathed despite his descent into hedonism. Instead the portrait of him painted by Basil Hallward ages. This t-shirt design features the preface added after the original edition published in the periodical Lippincott's Monthly Magazine. In it Wilde espouses his thoughts on the role and value of art and the artist.
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Hitch-Hikers' Guide In The Beginning T-Shirt. The opening lines to The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, part one of the five-part Hitch Hikers' Guide To The Galaxy trilogy; probably the greatest pan-galactic epic ever written. In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a bad move
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Jane Austen's Persuasion Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines of Jane Austen's last published novel: Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch Hall, in Sommersetshire, was a man who, for his own amusement, never took up any  book but the Baronetage; there he found occupation for an idle hour, and consolation in a distressed one; there his faculties were roused into admiration and respect, by  contemplating the limited remnant of the earliest patents; there any unwelcome sensations, arising from domestic affairs, changed naturally into pity and contempt, as he  turned over the almost endless creations of the last century - and there, if every other leaf were powerless, he could read his own history with an interest that never  failed - this was the page at which the favourite volume always opened:
ELLIOT OF KELLYNCH HALL
Walter Elliot, born March 1, 1760, married, July 15, 1784, Elizabeth, daughter of James Stevenson, Esq. of South Park, in the county of Gloucester; by which lady (who died  1800) he has issue Elizabeth, born June 1, 1785; Anne, born August 9, 1787; a stillborn son, Nov. 5, 1789; Mary, born Nov. 20, 1791.
Jane Austen's Persuasion Opening Lines T-Shirt
Moby Dick Opening Lines T-Shirt. Call me Ishmael. Herman Melville's introduction to his novel about a man (Captain Ahab) and an enormous marine mammal (Moby Dick). Possibly the more famous opening line in literature.
Moby Dick Opening Lines T-Shirt
On The Origin Of Species Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines to Charles Darwin's most famous publication, On The Origin Of Species: When on board H.M.S. Beagle as naturalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of the organic beings inhabiting South America, and in the geological relations of the present to the past inhabitants of that continent. These facts, as will be seen in the latter chapters of this volume, seemed to throw some light on the origin of species
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Robinson Crusoe Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines of Daniel Defoe's 1719 novel detailing the adventures of the famous shipwrecked sailor: I was born in the year 1632, in the city of York, of a good  family, though not of that country, my father being a foreigner of Bremen, who settled first at Hull. He got a good estate by merchandise, and leaving off his trade lived  afterward at York, from whence he had married my mother, whose relations were named Robinson, a good family in that country, and from whom I was called Robinson Kreutznear;  but by the usual corruption of words in England we are now called, nay, we call ourselves, and write our name, Crusoe, and so my companions always called me.
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The Catcher In The Rye Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines from JD Salinger's original ode to teen angst: If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and  what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into  it, if you want to know the truth.
The Catcher In The Rye Opening Lines T-Shirt
The Trial Opening Lines T-Shirt. The Trial by Franz Kafka is one of the greatest pieces of dystopian literature. The protagonist, known only as Josef K., awakes to find himself trapped in a nightmare. He is arrested, but is unable to establish what he is accused of having done, or how he can go about proving his innocence. The famous opening line of the novel Someone must have made a false accusation against Josef K., for he was arrested one morning without having done anything wrong is used on this design along with an image of Kafka's Man at Table sketch.
The Trial Opening Lines T-Shirt
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