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Food T-Shirts from RedMolotov.com

The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Food". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

Eat The Rich T-Shirt
Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan originally coined by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who is reputed to have said When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they...
Eat Well, Exercise Often, Die Anyway T-Shirt
Perfect for the cynical gymophobe. Put away the stairmaster, the salad, the tracksuit and the juicer and embrace the inevitable.
Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt
Look, it's an undeniable fact. Don't try bundling lardy into the back of your hatchback.
Full English Breakfast T-Shirt
In outline: Two rashers of bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomato, mushrooms and two toast. Sorts you out. Lovely.
Gordon Ramsay T-Shirt
The world's foremost chef of celebrity lets rip. Worst fucking meal fucking ever.
Gregg Wallace T-Shirt
Masterchef's own self-styled ingredients expert with what can only be his catchphrase: Yummy!
I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt
A list of some of the finest varieties and blends of tea. We love them all. Featuring everything from Earl Grey to English Breakfast and from rooibos to...
Keep Calm and Curry On T-Shirt
Celebrating the national dish of the United Kingdom. A spoof of Keep Calm and Carry On, featuring a nice hot balti dish above the traditional Gil Sans text.
Milk Has Gotta Lotta Bottle T-Shirt
An advertising slogan no doubt familiar to anyone who was a child in the early 80s. Nice cold, ice cold milk.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt
The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Hitch Hikers' Guide...
Peas And Carrots T-Shirt
A marriage made in culinary heaven: the glorious union of fresh carrots with garden peas. Lightly steamed, of course.
Riots Not Diets T-Shirt
A call to arms to stop hating your body. Reject Atkins, Slim Fast, Weight Watchers and all those other commercial enterprises designed to make you feel...
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt
Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I...
Time is an Illusion (Lunchtime Doubly So) T-Shirt
Drink up, said Ford, you've got three pints to get through. Three pints? said Arthur. At lunchtime? The man next to ford grinned and nodded happily. Ford...
Value Horse T-Shirt
A tin of the finest generic value horse, as found on all good supermarket shelves these days. Warning: may contain traces of beef.
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt
Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt
Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt
A word of caution to anyone afflicted with a nutter allergy: Keep away.
Where There's Tea There's Hope T-Shirt
When all else seems lost, just remember this: some dried Camellia sinensis leaves, boiling water, perhaps a little milk and sugar according to taste. Where...