The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Offensive". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.
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(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the... |
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A.C.A.B. T-Shirt Complete with riot police. ACAB: All Coppers Are Bastards. I have no particular love for the idealised 'worker' as he appears in the bourgeois Communist's mind... |
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Arkell v. Pressdram (1971) T-Shirt An opportunity to, in legal parlance anyway, display profanity on the front of your garment and yet be met with nothing but puzzled looks from all but those... |
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Arse/Elbow T-Shirt A very handy diagram for anyone who doesn't know which is which.... er.... oops. |
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Bob Dylan "I Don't Believe You" T-Shirt From what is probably the most famous heckle in music history, and a defining moment in rock music. The Manchester Free Trade Hall concert in 1966: Judas! I... |
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Darwin Fish T-Shirt Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth. |
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Darwin Fish Canvas Print Christ's fish symbol, shamelessly appropriated for the believers of evolution. Complete with little fishy legs. Printed on a 22 x 14 canvas. Please choose... |
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Dorothy Parker T-Shirt Purveyor of one of the most caustic wits in living memory, Dorothy Parker was a writer, poet and broadcaster. Blacklisted as a communist, honoured for her civil... |
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Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way. |
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Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle. |
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Gordon Ramsay T-Shirt The world's foremost chef of celebrity lets rip. Worst fucking meal fucking ever. |
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Hello Boobies T-Shirt Celebrating the unbridled joy in every nine year old boy when he realised what would happen when he typed 5318008.07734 on his calculator and inverted it. |
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Holy Mary Gangster T-Shirt Our Lady, the Virgin Mary, throwing some gang signs and packing a piece. |
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I Am Not An American T-Shirt Make sure the locals are friendly in the 90% of the inhabited world that the United States have offended. |
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I Shot Diana T-Shirt Some would say that the people's princess was bumped off by Prince Philip, whilst others have the paparazzi on the grassy knoll taking aim at the queen of... |
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I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt Never mind this clamour to send old Maggie off with all that pomp and ceremony, some of us would have gladly seen her six feet under twenty-odd years ago. |
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Illegitimi non Carborundum T-Shirt Don't let the bastards grind you down. At the risk of upsetting Latin purists, it is probably also our duty to point out that illegitimi non carborundum is not... |
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J.F.G.I. T-Shirt One of the latest acronyms to join the geek lexicon. Actually, technically not an acronym, unless you pronounce it jufgee, but perhaps it can serve as sound... |
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Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966. |
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Love Explained T-Shirt A simple diagram depicting the principal differences between men and women in the source of their respective amorous feelings. |
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Malcolm Tucker "Sweaty Balls" Quote T-Shirt The best director of communications that Number 10 has never had lets rip at an obese American: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck |
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No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt Nectar points sir/madam? Yes, I'd gladly hand over all my personal details to you, as well as let you record all my shopping habits. Let it be known that you... |
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R.T.F.M. T-Shirt For anyone who has ever had the dubious pleasure of working in technical support: shorthand for Read The F-----g Manual! |
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Radio Rental T-Shirt Retro electronics retailer-inspired Cockney rhyming slang of a politically incorrect variety. For the uninitiated: Radio = Radio Rental = mental. |
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Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt Printed in 9-carat gold coloured text, Gerald Ratner's infamous technique of brand-building: People say, How can you sell this for such a low price? I say... |
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Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt A simple answer to a complex problem. And one that will lead to the inevitable demise of the lollipop-lady. |
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The Meek Ain't Gonna Inherit S--t T-Shirt So how long we gotta wait until/we get the keys to the mansion on the hill?/The meek ain't gonna inherit sh-t/I want to know right now/how long we gotta waste... |
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Today's Pigs Are Tomorrow's Bacon T-Shirt Sus domestica complete with policeman's helmet and butchery instructions. |
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Tucker's Law T-Shirt Sadly not yet available on a tea-towel, the wisdom of Malcolm Tucker: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking... |
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Venn Diagram T-Shirt So, you have your t---s. You also get your w-----s and your c---s. However, it takes a special type of person to combine all three qualities in one. This Venn... |