The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Satirical". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.
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"Gorgeous" George Galloway T-Shirt Current Respect Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow and sometime courter of celebrity. The man who has met Saddam Hussain exactly the same number... |
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(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the... |
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1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read... |
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Andrew Neil T-Shirt As seen in countless hundreds of issues of Private Eye magazine, the classic picture of old Brillo Pad, resplendent in his vest and baseball cap, embracing... |
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ASBO T-Shirt Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It's not big, not clever, and definitely not something to advertise. Perfect to compliment the electronic tag underneath your... |
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Blessed Are The Cheesemakers T-Shirt I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'. What's so special about the cheesemakers? Well, really it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any... |
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Bread and Circuses T-Shirt From the Latin panem et circenses, a metaphor invented in the time of the Roman empire to describe the chosen method of keeping the population diverted... |
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Bullingdon Club T-Shirt We have commissioned a reproduction of the oh-so infamous (and largely withdrawn from public circulation) photograph of David Cameron, Boris Johnson et al in... |
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California Uber Alles T-Shirt 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation. |
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Capitalism T-Shirt Creating poverty and inequality since 1776 - the publication of Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations. Ronald Reagan provides his approval in classic 50s style... |
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Celebrity: New And Improved Opiate of the Masses T-Shirt A play on Karl Marx's scathing description of religion as the opiate of the masses. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 21st century edition, a spoof on the... |
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Celebrity: New And Improved Opiate of the Masses Canvas Art Print Our take on the nature of modern celebrity available on a boxed canvas ready for hanging (which, some would say, would be too good for half the people... |
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Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt An antidote to those sick of seeing people wandering about with the image of Ernesto Guevara emblazoned on their chests. |
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Che Shutter Shades T-Shirt Mr McRevolution, Che Guevara is given the pop culture treatment depicted wearing a pair of achingly cool looking shutter shades. |
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Che Wearing Che T-Shirt Ernesto Guevara during his rebellious youth. We have steadfastly refused to do a standard Che t-shirt since we started, but when suggested to us the thought... |
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Chill Out and Bob On T-Shirt A different slant on the classic Keep Calm and Carry On t-shirt design, with a nod to our northern brethren. Chill yerself out and bob on. |
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Christine Lagarde T-Shirt For most it is often said that there are two inevitabilities in life: death and taxes. Not so for the current Managing Director of the International Monetary... |
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Class War - Enjoy Responsibly T-Shirt Enjoy, but be careful when smashing the system. A spoof of a familiar alcohol-related logo. |
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Cliché Guevara T-Shirt We celebrate our favourite syndicated image of pre-packaged revolution: the cliché that is Ernesto Guevara. Our favourite use of his iconic image that we have... |
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Con-Dem Nation T-Shirt Cameron and Clegg. Dave and Nick. Cleggeron. Pictures stood on the steps of Number 10 and leading a nation to question the wisdom of tactical voting if this... |
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Corporate Rex T-Shirt Your CEO just turned nasty on you. A depiction of a suitably attired corporate dinosaur, ready to consume all that stand before him. |
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D-List Celebrity T-Shirt Have you ever been on Big Brother? How about having your self-respect stripped from you by Simon Cowell on X Factor? Do you dream of being a Pop Idol? Or simply... |
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Darwin Fish T-Shirt Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth. |
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Darwin Fish Canvas Print Christ's fish symbol, shamelessly appropriated for the believers of evolution. Complete with little fishy legs. Printed on a 22 x 14 canvas. Please choose... |
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Darwin Is My Homeboy T-Shirt The man who pioneered the theory of evolution and fundamentally changed the way in which we think about the world: Charles Darwin. Herewith bestowed an honour... |
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David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A... |
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Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their... |
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Democracy: Some Assembly Required Canvas Print The old tried and tested method of impose freedom using military force. Just make sure that you elect the correct man. Or else... Printed on a 22 x 14... |
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Destroy Capitalism T-Shirt Drawing on the influence of the branding of that symbol of global capitalism, Coca-Cola. Symbolism juxtaposed with message. |
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Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt Media control: The Sun, The News of the World, The Daily Mail, The Express, The Mirror, The Telegraph, The Guardian, ad bloody infinitum. Lies, lies, lies... |
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Eat The Rich T-Shirt Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan originally coined by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who is reputed to have said When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they... |
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Feminists Are Cute T-Shirt Pink and covered with girly flowers. Because intelligent, free thinking women are just so adorable! |
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Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas T-Shirt Fuel of Great Britain. A parody of the famous Keep Calm and Carry On wartime propaganda poster, only espousing the benefits of North Atlantic cod, chopped... |
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Flying Spaghetti Monster T-Shirt The pastafarian deity, complete with His Noodly Appendages. The ancient, historic teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his role in the creation of... |
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Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad T-Shirt Propaganda straight from the pages of Animal Farm, this slogan was the mantra of the animals on George Orwell's Manor Farm. Features a pig in full combat... |
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Fuel Gauge T-Shirt The inevitable consequence of peak oil. A traditional petrol gauge with the needle edging ever closer away from peace and towards war as scarcity of supply... |
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George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt When the leader of the Free World speaks, people sit up and take notice. Even if what he says is complete and utter bollocks. The problem with the French is... |
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George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt The dilemmas of office are all too troublesome for George Dubya Bush, but perhaps not so when one has God On Your Side. Iran or North Korea |
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George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt More words of wisdom from Dubya: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?. Indeed it is, George, indeed it is. |
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Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death! |
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God Bless America T-Shirt George Washington gets the Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen treatment. No Future? |
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Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is. |
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Greed Is The Knife And The Cuts Run Deep T-Shirt An economic crisis created by the greed of the free market, pure and simple, resulting in cuts to welfare, increases in retirement age, cuts to pensions... |
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Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt The ultimate betrayal of freedom. Features the coordinates of the illegal Camp X-Ray/Delta detention centre in Guantanamo Bay. |
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Guy Fawkes "Vote Guido" T-Shirt The only man to ever enter parliament with honourable intentions. Monarchy? House of Lords? Just follow in the footsteps of the original terrorist and blow... |
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Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt Nice weather, attractive beaches, stunning coral reefs, wild outback (and thousands of deadly snakes, spiders and crocodiles). Too good for a bunch of convicts... |
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I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt Margaret Thatcher: Milk Snatcher. Bob Dylan's 1965 masterpiece on social dissent writ large for the 1980s. I try my best, to be just like I am/But everybody... |
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I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt Does your 12-inch beard cause you problems with the authorities? Fed up of being taken aside for extra questioning at airports? Do you get stopped on the street... |
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I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazilian) T-Shirt Do you find that you cannot run for the tube these days without abruptly being pinned down by undercover firearms officers and shot seven times in the head... |
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I Evolved T-Shirt Acknowledge your simian roots. A suit-wearing chimpanzee accompanied by the legend I evolved. |
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I Shot Diana T-Shirt Some would say that the people's princess was bumped off by Prince Philip, whilst others have the paparazzi on the grassy knoll taking aim at the queen of... |
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I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt Never mind this clamour to send old Maggie off with all that pomp and ceremony, some of us would have gladly seen her six feet under twenty-odd years ago. |
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If Homosexuality Is A Disease... T-Shirt If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.' Robin Tyler, gay civil rights activist. |
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Irony T-Shirt (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3... |
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Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they... |
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Josef Stalin "Cast The Votes" Quote T-Shirt Words of wisdom from Uncle Joe: Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. A philosophy still very relevant today. |
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Judean People's Front T-Shirt Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian. |
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Karl Marx "I Warned You This Would Happen" T-Shirt So, it has been established that free-market capitalism merely leads to rampant greed and exploitation and results in an inevitable financial collapse... |
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Karl Marx "I Warned You This Would Happen" Canvas Print That wise old sage Marx predicts the inevitable outcome of laissez-faire capitalism: Greed, corruption, recession... don't say he didn't warn you. Printed on... |
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Keep Calm And Carry On T-Shirt The most British of motivational posters, originally designed to keep the spirits up and help maintain a stiff upper lip in the face of a Nazi invasion. Much... |
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Keep Calm and Carry On Canvas Print A stiff upper lip is an absolute necessity in the face of Nazi occupation (or impending economic collapse). As the famous World War II poster advised: simply... |
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Keep Calm and Carry On Wallet 100% leather wallet in red featuring the screenprinted logo of the WWII-era British motivational poster that never saw the light of day Our Keep Calm and... |
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Kill Bambi T-Shirt Right, that's the mother dealt with. Now for the little 'un... |
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Launch ICBMs Dialogue Box T-Shirt A Microsoft Windows dialogue box, similar to the one that must inevitable pop-up when the Commander in Chief decides to press the little red button: Are you... |
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Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966. |
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Let Them Eat Cold Pasties T-Shirt In honour of the inspired decision of George Osbourne to demonstrate that he truly is a man that understands the people by putting a tax on the poor and... |
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Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also... |
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Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also... |
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Lord of All The Animals T-Shirt An eloquent dismantling of the role of humanity taken from Old Major's speech to the collected animals in George Orwell's Animal Farm: Man is the only... |
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Lower Middle Class Hero T-Shirt Let's not deny it now, these days you're a tiny little bit petit bourgeoisie. So throw away your Lennon-inspired original and rejoice in your new found... |
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Malcolm Tucker "Sweaty Balls" Quote T-Shirt The best director of communications that Number 10 has never had lets rip at an obese American: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck |
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Mandy T-Shirt The man the Labour Party may yet come to love. One of the most formidable political operators of the last twenty years - and that's just how his many enemies... |
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Margaret Thatcher Che Canvas Print The pin-up poster-girl of the revolutionary right. Printed on a 14 x 14 canvas. Please choose one of the background colours for the canvas from the drop down... |
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Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt Old Maggie Thatcher as you've never seen her before: in a Che Guevara style. Join the blue (rinse) revolution! |
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Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory. |
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Middle Eastern Holiday T-Shirt I've got to go, but what a prize to give/Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive/Where bullet holes, scar the minarets/Smoke on the horizon a beautiful... |
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Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt Mohammed Fayed is very proud of his little shop. A shop where you can buy absolutely anything....except perhaps a British passport. |
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MPs' Expenses T-Shirt A tribute to all the honourable members living out their lives in the pursuit of public service. Includes some of the most memorable justified uses of public... |
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Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt... |
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Nonce Sense T-Shirt As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in... |
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Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt Another t-shirt design inspired by George Orwell's 1984. Minitrue, the ministry of truth, brings you footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam... |
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Old Labour T-Shirt Show your true colours with this old-school parody on the New Labour logo. Old Labour: True Labour. |
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Olympic Riot Police T-Shirt A (not-so) friendly looking group of London riot police prepare for 2012. Welcome to London, everyone. |
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Omnishambles T-Shirt The lexicon from The Thick Of It that has been named the Oxford English Dictionary's word of the year. To the uninitiated, it is defined as meaning a... |
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People's Front of Judea T-Shirt Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian. |
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Peter Cook T-Shirt Classic British satirist who was the former proprietor of Private Eye and gave us, amongst many other things, Not Only... But Also. |
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Pleb and Proud T-Shirt Celebrate you membership of the proletariat. Ironically, the Plebeians were originally free and land-owning members of Roman society - akin to the middle... |
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Plebs 1: Tories 0 T-Shirt The full time score on the Andrew Mitchell saga, quite likely to be repeated on various occasions during the life of this parliament and possibly at the next... |
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Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt Served-up at all well renowned Russian buffets. Enjoy some Polonium 210 with your raw fish at Po-210 Sushi. |
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Polonium 210 T-Shirt Every Russian secret agent's favourite element: Polonium. Taken straight from the periodic table. Drop some in your sushi today. |
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Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu... |
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Russell's Teapot T-Shirt We're not sure if we really believe in Russell's Teapot, but then we're not sure we believe in God either. And, let's face it, both are equally plausible. If... |
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Say No To Cake T-Shirt As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British... |
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Ship Shape And Bristol Fashion T-Shirt Paying homage to the most British of propaganda posters and the most British of expressions: The term originated in the early 19th Century due to the high tidal... |
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Skin-Up And Chill Out T-Shirt Resplendent with cannabis sativa leaf. A parody on the Keep Calm and Carry On wartime propaganda poster instead urging people so seek herbal remedies to today's... |
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Sweatshop T-Shirt Why wear a Nike Swoosh, when you can wear a tick? Show solidarity with those workers earning minimum wage in Indonesia and Vietnam, or simply revel in the... |
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Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt Always read the small print. |
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The Frost Report T-Shirt John Cleese, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett in the all-time classic Frost Report sketch on the class divide: Cleese: I look down on him... |
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Thought Police T-Shirt The badge of the dreaded Thinkpol (Thought Police), working under Miniluv (The Ministy of Love) with responsibility to ensure that the citizenry engage only... |
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Tucker's Law T-Shirt Sadly not yet available on a tea-towel, the wisdom of Malcolm Tucker: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking... |
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Tune In And Drop Out T-Shirt Timothy Leary's take on the Keep Calm and Carry On phenomenon. Better living through chemicals. |
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US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie... |
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Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner. |
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Venn Diagram T-Shirt So, you have your t---s. You also get your w-----s and your c---s. However, it takes a special type of person to combine all three qualities in one. This Venn... |
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Wage Slave T-Shirt A cog in a machine. Voluntarily employed, but in all but legal terms a slave to the system. An ant in a nest. |
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Welcome to Fabulous Lashkar Gah T-Shirt A spoof on the world famous welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada sign, this t-shirt celebrates the lesser-known twin town, and capital of Helmand province... |
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Welcome To London: Missiles T-Shirt Welcome to London in 2012, where your tower block has its very own surface to air missile silo to keep those VIPs at the Olympics safe. Just don't ever try... |
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What Are We Fighting For? T-Shirt In the war fought in order to establish democracy and peace, two golden arches of fire launched from twin missile silos light the sky. One asks the other... |
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What Would Brian Do? T-Shirt The only question to ask yourself when seeking guidance in life. Can you tell what our favourite film is? |
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Will Self T-Shirt Modern-day literary icon Will Self, author of some of the finest modern satire including The Book of Dave and How the Dead Live. |
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William Hogarth's Beer Street T-Shirt Hogarth's 18th Century depiction of the benefits of beer drinking. The residents of Beer Street appear well-fed and contented, affluent and sociable. Behind... |
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Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt A national hero who opposed giving women the right to vote, sent in the army against striking miners, advocated the use of mustard gas against uncivilised... |
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You F-ing Plebs T-Shirt Quoted from the reported exchange between Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell and the policeman who tried to prevent him from cycling through Downing Street's main... |