The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Slogan". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.
 |
"Al Front" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt A t-shirt design dating from the Spanish Civil War of 1936-39. This t-shirt depicts a stylised recruiting poster for the CNT (Confederacion Nacional del... |
 |
"And Those Who Were Seen Dancing" T-Shirt And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - attributed variously to Friedrich Nietzsche, Anne Louise... |
 |
"Capital" Hammer and Anvil T-Shirt Based on a poster from the 1968 Paris uprising. Printed in purple, this print depicts capital being smashed between hammer and anvil. |
 |
"Fascist Snake" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt A t-shirt based on classic Spanish Civil War propaganda imagery. In this design the pure, naked, muscular revolutionary swings his simple weapon at the coiled... |
 |
"For The Motherland" T-34 Tank T-Shirt The Soviet tank that won the Battle of Stalingrad for the Soviet Red Army and thereby turned the tide of the Second World War (or Great Patriotic War if you... |
 |
"Gorgeous" George Galloway T-Shirt Current Respect Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow and sometime courter of celebrity. The man who has met Saddam Hussain exactly the same number... |
 |
(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the... |
 |
1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read... |
 |
1984 Robot Dance T-Shirt Dancing to electro-pop like a robot in 1984. The famous, futuristic dancing robot. Groovy. |
 |
5 1/4 Inch Floppy Disk T-Shirt Back in the mid eighties, times were when 720kb seemed ample to store your entire life's work. Ah, those were the days... Now my mobile phone takes photos... |
 |
A L'Eau C'Est L'Heure T-Shirt High camp on the high seas. A phonetic/francophile joke - just say it out loud if it is not immediately obvious. |
 |
A.C.A.B. T-Shirt Complete with riot police. ACAB: All Coppers Are Bastards. I have no particular love for the idealised 'worker' as he appears in the bourgeois Communist's mind... |
 |
Aeroflot T-Shirt Old school Soviet, and later Russian, air carrier. Such a famous, iconic image that they could not even bring themselves to do away with the famous hammer and... |
 |
Aeroflot Canvas Print The classic logo of the old Soviet Union Airline that re-defined customer service (or lack thereof). Printed on a 22 x 14 canvas. Please choose one of the... |
 |
Alan Partridge "Kiss My Face" T-Shirt Everyone's favourite hapless Radio Norwich DJ; Alan Partridge. Complete with one of his catchphrases: Kiss my face! |
 |
Albert Einstein "Genius" Quote T-Shirt Demonstrate your aptitude for problem prevention; Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them, quoted by the great Dr. Albert Einstein. |
 |
Albert Einstein "Imagination" Quote T-Shirt Imagination is more important than knowledge. Featuring an image of the great Albert Einstein on the front, Nobel Prize winner for Physics in 1921 and author of... |
 |
Albert Einstein "Simple" Quote T-Shirt Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler; Albert Einstein advocates the diffusion of knowledge whilst railing against the tendency to dumb down. |
 |
Anti Fascists Keep The Faith T-Shirt Based on an amalgamation of the Northern Soul logo and the Antifascist Circle (designed by the Iron Front to be able to easily cover up Nazi swastikas in... |
 |
Arctic Monkey T-Shirt An unofficial tribute to possibly the finest band in the world today: the Arctic Monkeys. |
 |
Arkell v. Pressdram (1971) T-Shirt An opportunity to, in legal parlance anyway, display profanity on the front of your garment and yet be met with nothing but puzzled looks from all but those... |
 |
Arse/Elbow T-Shirt A very handy diagram for anyone who doesn't know which is which.... er.... oops. |
 |
Art Should... T-Shirt Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. We've seen this quote attributed to a few people, not least of whom Banksy. It was too good not to... |
 |
ASBO T-Shirt Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It's not big, not clever, and definitely not something to advertise. Perfect to compliment the electronic tag underneath your... |
 |
Asian, European, American, African, Australasian, Human T-Shirt Do not categorise yourself, because ultimately you are a member of the human race and nothing else. Not European, Asian or American, not black, white or... |
 |
Attack Of The Swivel-Eyed Loons T-Shirt Paying tribute to those hard-working Tory activists much coveted by Barmy Nigel and his lunatic fringe. We bring you the dreaded ATTACK OF THE SWIVEL-EYED... |
 |
Awesome Beard T-Shirt One for the facially hirsute. The perfect t-shirt for anyone sporting what can only be described as an awesome beard. |
 |
Awkward Squad T-Shirt The collective term for the group of left-wing Trades Unions in the UK which includes the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers (RMT), the... |
 |
Bad Mother Fucker Wallet By popular request, our friends at Mustard Accessories have released the classic Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Fucker wallet, as owned by Jules Winnfield (Samual L... |
 |
Ban The Bag T-Shirt Support the Campaign for Real Tea (CamRT), by joining our call to ditch the teabag and let the leaves flow free. |
 |
Bass Hunter T-Shirt One for all the fishermen out there. Not some dodgy Scandinavian celebrity wannabe DJ/producer/singer, but the far more coveted fish. |
 |
Been There, Done That, This Is The T-Shirt T-Shirt A self-explanatory t-shirt design for anyone who has done (or claims to have done) everything. |
 |
Before You Speak... T-Shirt Before you speak, ask yourself: Is it kind, is it true, is it necessary, does it improve upon the silence Shirdi Sai Baba extols the virtues of thinking... |
 |
Behold Your Future Executioners T-Shirt A quote attributed to the late-nineteenth- and early-twentieth-century anarchist and activist Lucy Parsons. |
 |
Bertrand Russell "Trouble With The World" quote T-Shirt The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - the British philosopher Bertrand Russell puts his finger... |
 |
Better Living Through Chemistry T-Shirt An old DuPont slogan that has been adopted by recreational and professional chemists everywhere. Complete with a bubbling flask filled with unidentified... |
 |
Beware of the Black Hole T-Shirt We're not exactly sure what this t-shirt is trying to tell us, other than steer clear of unimaginably powerful gravitational fields that have crossed the... |
 |
Big Gay Bear T-Shirt Resplendent in leather bondage harness and matching cap, a large homosexual ursidae, or big gay bear. |
 |
Big Kahuna Burger T-Shirt Pulp Fiction. The scene: Jules and Vincent have just walked in on breakfast - Jules: Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about... |
 |
Blessed Are The Cheesemakers T-Shirt I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'. What's so special about the cheesemakers? Well, really it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any... |
 |
Book Worm T-Shirt Do you spend your time nibbling your way through pages of prose and poetry, devouring word after delectable word and losing yourself in an alternate reality... |
 |
Breast is Best T-Shirt A slogan to live by, from the cradle to the grave. Mmmmm. |
 |
Caligula Would Have Blushed T-Shirt As a symbol of the decadence, the depravity, the tyranny and, ultimately, the bare-faced insanity of absolute power, old Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus... |
 |
Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt Several glittering carats of pure carbon polymorph, known to some people simply as diamonds. Printed in silver. |
 |
Carl Sagan "Apple Pie" T-Shirt Our favourite atheist astronomer's succinct demonstration that everything in the universe is fundamentally interconnected: If you wish to make an apple pie from... |
 |
Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt Celebrating the fabled astronomer, scientist, religious sceptic and all round promoter of the existence of little green men. ...but if by 'God,' one means the... |
 |
Carpe Diem T-Shirt By Horace, Odes I,11,8, to Leuconoe: carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero (take hold of the day, believing as little as possible in the morrow). A common... |
 |
Caution Gentlemen Duelling T-Shirt Sir, you have insulted my honour. I demand satisfaction. A heath and safety approved high-vis yellow sign warning of the potential presence of two gentlemen... |
 |
Chill Out and Bob On T-Shirt A different slant on the classic Keep Calm and Carry On t-shirt design, with a nod to our northern brethren. Chill yerself out and bob on. |
 |
Class War - Enjoy Responsibly T-Shirt Enjoy, but be careful when smashing the system. A spoof of a familiar alcohol-related logo. |
 |
Class War: The Workers Strike Back T-Shirt The one where the proletariat rise up against the evil Empire that is their capitalist masters, only to discover that the big boss wearing black and breathing... |
 |
Clement Attlee: What Would Clement Do? T-Shirt The greatest British Prime Minister of the 20th Century, founder of the National Health Service and post-war Welfare State. When in doubt, you could always do... |
 |
CMYK T-Shirt Cyan, Magenta, Yellow and Black. For the graphic designers out there. All else comes from this. |
 |
Cogito Ergo Sum T-Shirt Cogito Ergo Sum: I think, therefore I am Quoted from Rene Descartes and possibly the world's most famous philosophical statement. |
 |
Commute, Work, Commute, Sleep T-Shirt The drudgery of the modern battery-human thrown into sharp relief. Do not allow this to define your existence. |
 |
Conformity Means Death - Bertrand Russell T-Shirt Bertrand Russell: philosopher, mathematician, pacifist. Conformity means death. Only protest gives a hope of life. |
 |
Cover Me in Chaucer and Throw Me to the Thespians T-Shirt A typically flamboyant dramatic plea on behalf of all students of the classic playwrights and works of English literature. Cover me in Chaucer and throw me to... |
 |
Cruel Britannia T-Shirt A modern-day symbol of Albion in an age of austerity at the fag-end of her Empire; Britannia, skeletal and in rags with Cruel Britannia banner underneath... |
 |
Cry "Havoc!" And Let Slip The Dogs Of War T-Shirt From Shakespeare's Julius Ceasar, Act III Scene i (295-300), and complete with a Roman eagle insignia: And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With Ate by... |
 |
D-List Celebrity T-Shirt Have you ever been on Big Brother? How about having your self-respect stripped from you by Simon Cowell on X Factor? Do you dream of being a Pop Idol? Or simply... |
 |
Das Kapital Opening Lines T-Shirt The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as 'an immense accumulation of commodities,' its unit being a... |
 |
Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, Killing Joke, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age... If you require a jobbing session musician for your next album we've got... |
 |
David Cameron Joker T-Shirt The British Prime Minister is given the Batman Joker treatment. So you thought we might have been telling the truth before the election? April fool! |
 |
Dead Parrot T-Shirt A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of... |
 |
Death Before Decaf T-Shirt Reject the evil that is desecrated tea or coffee. Stick with the full-strength, full-flavour, full-Monty (despite the sleeplessness, dehydration and... |
 |
Death Or Glory T-Shirt Refrain of every person with a cause to fight. From every dingy basement, on every dingy street, every dragging handclap over every dragging beat. It's just the... |
 |
Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their... |
 |
Democracy: Some Assembly Required Canvas Print The old tried and tested method of impose freedom using military force. Just make sure that you elect the correct man. Or else... Printed on a 22 x 14... |
 |
Deport The Daily Express T-Shirt A sentiment in keeping with our feeling on much of the 'news' that Dirty Des' Northern & Shell group produce: Keep the immigrants and asylum seekers. Deport the... |
 |
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt Advocatus diaboli: devil's advocate. One who was engaged to argue against the canonization of a prospective pope. For anyone who feels the need to not allow... |
 |
Die Alien Scum T-Shirt If like us, you used to watch in terror as the evil alien space invaders moved inexorably towards you, all the time firing their deadly shield-destroying... |
 |
Domestic Extremist T-Shirt A response to the British police re-branding of legitimate protest as domestic extremism in order to justify the increasingly draconian measures to clamp down... |
 |
Don't Be Such A Square T-Shirt Hey, you... Don't be such a... (makes shape of a square with forefingers a la Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction). |
 |
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt Media control: The Sun, The News of the World, The Daily Mail, The Express, The Mirror, The Telegraph, The Guardian, ad bloody infinitum. Lies, lies, lies... |
 |
Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt More than an anti-litter campaign, it's a state-wide attitude. |
 |
Don't Panic T-Shirt ...first, it was slightly cheaper, and second, it had the words 'Don't Panic' emblazoned in large, friendly letters on its front... The famous cover text of the... |
 |
Dorothy Parker T-Shirt Purveyor of one of the most caustic wits in living memory, Dorothy Parker was a writer, poet and broadcaster. Blacklisted as a communist, honoured for her civil... |
 |
Dorothy Parker "Girls Who Wear Glasses" T-Shirt Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses - Dorothy Parker, the great American author, poet and wit, on the tribulations of the ocularly challenged. |
 |
Douglas Adams "People Who Want to Rule" Quote T-Shirt The Hitch-Hikers' Guide author details his inherent mistrust of politicians: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso... |
 |
Dr Yan Loves To Bang T-Shirt Dr. Yan Wong, star of the BBC's Bang Goes The Theory. One of those at the forefront of making science cool again. |
 |
Drinking Receptacle T-Shirt Featuring a technical diagram of a glass, filled half-way with water: The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half... |
 |
Drop Beats Not Bombs T-Shirt A slogan for all ravers, clubbers and lovers. Don't drop the bomb, drop the beat. Depicting an Air Force bomber jettisoning its payload of musical love. |
 |
Eat The Rich T-Shirt Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan originally coined by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who is reputed to have said When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they... |
 |
Eat Well, Exercise Often, Die Anyway T-Shirt Perfect for the cynical gymophobe. Put away the stairmaster, the salad, the tracksuit and the juicer and embrace the inevitable. |
 |
Enabled T-Shirt End disability discrimination, because it is the right of everyone to be enabled. |
 |
End Hate T-Shirt Proper geek style. The HTML code for ending hate. |
 |
Engineering Works T-Shirt For all those engineers out there who know the truth: if you want something that works, consult an engineer. We make stuff happen. |
 |
Enjoy Prog-Rock T-Shirt From Pink Floyd to Yes, via ELO, Rush and Jethro Tull. Grow your hair, wear a kaftan and enjoy Prog Rock. |
 |
Eppur Si Muove T-Shirt And yet it moves; a phrase attributed to the Italian scientist and philosopher Galileo when he once found himself in a spot of bother with the Inquisition... |
 |
Españoles Por La Independencia Y La Libertad De Nuestre Patria T-Shirt A Republican recruitment poster designed by José Bardasano during the Spanish Civil War. The slogan literally translates as: Spanish for independence and the... |
 |
Españoles Por La Independencia Y La Libertad De Nuestre Patria Canvas Art Print José Bardasano's Republican recruitment poster on a stretched canvas print. All our canvases our printed with ECO solvent inks that are fade resistant for 75... |
 |
Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt Look, it's an undeniable fact. Don't try bundling lardy into the back of your hatchback. |
 |
Feminists Are Cute T-Shirt Pink and covered with girly flowers. Because intelligent, free thinking women are just so adorable! |
 |
Fetchez La Vache T-Shirt I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father... |
 |
Fifth Column T-Shirt Fifth Column, n. - a subversive group that supports the enemy and engages in espionage or sabotage; fighting the system from the inside. |
 |
Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas T-Shirt Fuel of Great Britain. A parody of the famous Keep Calm and Carry On wartime propaganda poster, only espousing the benefits of North Atlantic cod, chopped... |
 |
Frank Zappa Freak Out T-Shirt Musical legend and front man of 60's band The Mothers of Invention, Frank Zappa is celebrated in our stylised design with the name of his band's debut album. |
 |
Free Speech T-Shirt Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind. |
 |
Friedrich Nietzsche Gott Ist Tot T-Shirt Friedrich Nietzsche's assertion of the lack of relevance of religion in modern society: God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him |
 |
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way. |
 |
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle. |
 |
Geology Rocks T-Shirt The study of the very earth on which we live. How cool is geology? Well, it rocks. |
 |
Germinal T-Shirt The title of Emile Zola's most famous and best loved work, the thirteenth novel in his twenty-volume Les Rougon-Macquart series. Here stylised using... |
 |
Get Angry and Take Action T-Shirt The modern antithesis to the traditional stiff-upper-lipped philosophy of the original Keep Calm and Carry On motivational poster. In the face of injustice... |
 |
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death! |
 |
God Save The Queen T-Shirt Designed originally for anyone who was prepared to spend the jubilee festivities celebrating an unemployed lady spending 60 years living at the taxpayers... |
 |
Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is. |
 |
Governor of New Jersey: Tony Soprano T-Shirt Anthony John Soprano, Sr. Leader of the DiMeo crime family and principal character in the Sopranos. The Boss. |
 |
Gravity Makes The World Go Round T-Shirt Is it love? Is it money? No you fools; it's a simply matter of physics. Gravity, that's what makes the world go round. Gravity. |
 |
Greed Is The Knife And The Cuts Run Deep T-Shirt An economic crisis created by the greed of the free market, pure and simple, resulting in cuts to welfare, increases in retirement age, cuts to pensions... |
 |
Gregg Wallace T-Shirt Masterchef's own self-styled ingredients expert with what can only be his catchphrase: Yummy! |
 |
Groucho Marx T-Shirt Julius Henry Groucho Marx, complete with moustache, eyebrows and glasses. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception |
 |
Half Pint T-Shirt Either an ironic statement for the gargantuan or for those of the more diminutive stature. |
 |
Happiness is Atari Joystick Shaped T-Shirt Old school gamers, stand up and be counted with our design featuring Atari's joystick. |
 |
Happiness is Bicycle Shaped T-Shirt Two wheels, a saddle, handlebars and two pedals: ingredients for pure joy and happy cycling. |
 |
Happiness is Book Shaped T-Shirt Words or pictures or both. Books are the portals to neverending knowledge, imagination, escapism and pure bliss. |
 |
Happiness is Cat Shaped T-Shirt Cat lovers know that furry felines are the source of pure contentment. Happiness is cat shaped. Purrrrr... |
 |
Happiness is Chopper Bicycle Shaped T-Shirt The bicycle that became a cultural icon in the 70s. If you didn't have one, you weren't cool. Happiness is Chopper bicycle shaped. |
 |
Happiness is Chopper Motorbike Shaped T-Shirt Life on the open road riding your chopper: pure heaven. |
 |
Happiness is Football Shaped T-Shirt If the beautiful game fills you with contentment, you need this t-shirt in your life. |
 |
Happiness is Knitting Shaped T-Shirt Cast on, knit one, purl one.. cable stitch, garter stich, rib stitch, slip stitch, moss stitch, stocking stitch... click clack.. cast off: Happiness is knitting... |
 |
Happiness is Motorbike Shaped T-Shirt Declare your love of speed on two wheels: Happiness is motorbike shaped. |
 |
Happiness is Paintbrush and Palette Shaped T-Shirt The joys of slapping paint onto canvas and being creative. A typical artist's paintbrush and palette: pure contentment. |
 |
Happiness is PS Game Controller Shaped T-Shirt A Playstation game controller: pure happiness to all gamers. |
 |
Happiness Is Racing Bike Shaped T-Shirt Our original happiness is bicycle shaped t-shirt design, given a road racing bike makeover. |
 |
Happiness is Rugby Shaped T-Shirt Rugby posts and an oval shaped leather ball: Happiness is rugby shaped. |
 |
Happiness is Shoe Shaped T-Shirt A lovely design for Imelda Marcos, Carrie Bradshaw and 90% of the female population: Happiness is shoe shaped. |
 |
Happiness is Tennis Shaped T-Shirt A fuzzy little bouncy yellow ball that you can bat about with raquets: pure delight. |
 |
Happiness is Vespa Shaped T-Shirt Designed in the 1940's and becoming a design icon in the 60's, the Vespa scooter is to mods, pure happiness. Complete with red, white and blue roundel. |
 |
Happiness is Xbox Controller Shaped T-Shirt An Xbox controller: pure happiness to serious gamers. |
 |
Hate Nothin' At All Except Hatred T-Shirt As some warn victory, some downfall, private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl, while... |
 |
Have Shoe Will Protest T-Shirt As every world leader worth his salt knows, you simply have not arrived until you have had a couple of size nines thrown at you by a disgruntled member of the... |
 |
Have You Got Any Quo? T-Shirt Forget your Led Zep or your Procul Harum, Mr DJ. Give me three of the finest sweet, sweet chords to rock out to. Amen. |
 |
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt The staple of every IT support technician when presented with an unfathomable computer problem. Have you also, perhaps, tried hitting it with a large... |
 |
Hello Boobies T-Shirt Celebrating the unbridled joy in every nine year old boy when he realised what would happen when he typed 5318008.07734 on his calculator and inverted it. |
 |
Helvetica T-Shirt One for any typeface snobs. If you are of a particularly pedantic persuasion this is actually Helvetica Neue LT Std with a slight adjustment to character... |
 |
Hesitation, Repetition, Deviation T-Shirt From the rule book of Just A Minute, and in the words of Nicholas Parsons: ... where panellists are asked to talk for sixty seconds on a given subject without... |
 |
Home Taping Is Killing Music T-Shirt The slogan and logo of the British Phonographic Industry's anti-piracy campaign of the 1980s. The classic tape and crossbones and threatening addendum AND... |
 |
Hugo Chavez "Revolution" T-Shirt An image taken from a photograph of a mural sent to us by a traveller in Chavez's Venezuela. The text (roughly) translates as: Working with the people must be... |
 |
Human Body Ingredients T-Shirt A list of the most commonly found elements and their percentages (by weight) in the human body. Taking it from the top: Oxygen 65.0% Carbon 18.5% Hydrogen... |
 |
I Am Not A Civilian T-Shirt Incorporating stylised versions of the logos of the three uniformed services (Navy, Army and Royal Air Force) of the British Armed Forces. Quoting from the... |
 |
I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt Does your 12-inch beard cause you problems with the authorities? Fed up of being taken aside for extra questioning at airports? Do you get stopped on the street... |
 |
I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazilian) T-Shirt Do you find that you cannot run for the tube these days without abruptly being pinned down by undercover firearms officers and shot seven times in the head... |
 |
I Am Not An Australian T-Shirt Kiwis; avoid those awkward situations where you have to explain for the umpteenth time that you don't care about the bloke's aunt in Brisbane because YOU COME... |
 |
I Do Crazy Ivans T-Shirt Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!. Made famous by Tom Clancy's Cold War classic The Hunt For Red October, the Crazy Ivan was a manoeuvre performed by Soviet submarines... |
 |
I Evolved T-Shirt Acknowledge your simian roots. A suit-wearing chimpanzee accompanied by the legend I evolved. |
 |
I Like Short Songs T-Shirt Lyrical genius from California punk rockers the Dead Kennedys: I like short songs (repeat 13 times). |
 |
I Like/Dislike Schrödinger T-Shirt If you seal an Austrian quantum physicist in a steel chamber along with a Geiger counter, a hammer and a small flask of hydrocyanic acid and leave them alone... |
 |
I Love Snooker T-Shirt The world's greatest indoor sport. Yes, sport we say. Show your love for the green baize with our I (heart) snooker designs. |
 |
I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt A list of some of the finest varieties and blends of tea. We love them all. Featuring everything from Earl Grey to English Breakfast and from rooibos to... |
 |
I Never Finish Anyth... T-Shirt Perfect for anyone of a disposition liable to result in any variety of things remaining constantly unfinis... |
 |
I Pay More Tax Than Vodafone T-Shirt Despite being based in Britain, Vodafone has now paid no Corporation Tax in this country for the past two years (to 2013). That is a tax rate of 0%. It has... |
 |
I Prefer Their Old Stuff T-Shirt Well, they're OK I suppose. I thought their third album was rubbish though. To be honest I prefer their old stuff... |
 |
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, anything from the Dark Side - we all have our guilty pleasures. Wear this t-shirt with pride and display your... |
 |
I Shot A Man In Reno T-Shirt When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son, Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, When I hear... |
 |
I Speak Three Languages T-Shirt English, sarcasm and sexual innuendo. A must for all cynical polyglots. |
 |
I'd Prefer The Plague To The Eton Rifles T-Shirt Dave and Boris, Johnson and Cameron. With a line borrowed from a Jam song: sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough... |
 |
I'm Not From Around Here, I'm From The Internet T-Shirt Just what is reality anyway? For anyone who has perhaps spent too long online in a parallel binary universe. |
 |
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt Are you an asylum seeker? An immigrant? A gypsy? A republican? Jewish? Homosexual? Bisexual? A socialist? An atheist? Perhaps your skin colour is a few shades... |
 |
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About Canvas Print Unacceptable to the self-appointed moral majority? You'd best make sure you warn them. Printed on a 22 x 14 canvas. Please choose one of the background... |
 |
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt Complete with an MRI of a person's skull. For anyone who doesn't want the world to know their thoughts. |
 |
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt Beware the power of thought. It could land you in trouble. |
 |
I'm With Stupid T-Shirt Complete with conveniently directed arrow for anyone who thinks solely with their genitalia. |
 |
If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt If you yearn for those heady days of spandex and brown corduroys, of disco and glam rock, of drink driving and the three day week then this is the t-shirt for... |
 |
If Homosexuality Is A Disease... T-Shirt If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.' Robin Tyler, gay civil rights activist. |
 |
Ignorant Westerner Who Cannot Read Chinese T-Shirt Reading ignorant Westerner who cannot read Chinese We are happy to say that we have had this one checked by a native Mandarin speaker! An ironic take on... |
 |
Illegal Governments T-Shirt There is no such thing as illegal immigrants, only illegal governments. Citizenry of the world, this land is your land. |
 |
Illegitimi non Carborundum T-Shirt Don't let the bastards grind you down. At the risk of upsetting Latin purists, it is probably also our duty to point out that illegitimi non carborundum is not... |
 |
Immoral Minority T-Shirt Do you feel isolated from the oft-quoted moral majority? Feel that your own ethics are somewhat out of kilter with those that the mainstream seeks to impose... |
 |
Irony T-Shirt (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3... |
 |
J'Accuse T-Shirt The famous headline taken from an open letter written by Émile Zola to the French newspaper L'Aurore in 1898 accusing the French government of anti-Semitism... |
 |
J.F.G.I. T-Shirt One of the latest acronyms to join the geek lexicon. Actually, technically not an acronym, unless you pronounce it jufgee, but perhaps it can serve as sound... |
 |
James Brown: Soul Brother Number One T-Shirt The Godfather of Soul. The The Hardest Working Man in Show Business. The late, great James Joseph Brown 1933-2006. |
 |
James May T-Shirt The other one off Top Gear: not Clarkson or Hammond but Captain Slow himself, Mr James May. Oh cock! |
 |
Jean-Paul Sartre: Original Existentialist T-Shirt A Banksy style image of the maverick French existentialist philosopher and Marxist Jean-Paul Sartre; the O.E. (or Original Existentialist) |
 |
John Peel T-Shirt The man who introduced the British public to so much new music during a near forty year broadcasting career. Our John Peel t-shirt features a sketch of the... |
 |
Karl Marx T-Shirt The father of communism and author of Das Kapital, the great Karl Marx. Includes one of his most famous quotes on the reverse: Workers of the world unite. You... |
 |
Karl Marx "I Warned You This Would Happen" T-Shirt So, it has been established that free-market capitalism merely leads to rampant greed and exploitation and results in an inevitable financial collapse... |
 |
Karl Marx "I Warned You This Would Happen" Canvas Print That wise old sage Marx predicts the inevitable outcome of laissez-faire capitalism: Greed, corruption, recession... don't say he didn't warn you. Printed on... |
 |
Keep Calm And Carry On T-Shirt The most British of motivational posters, originally designed to keep the spirits up and help maintain a stiff upper lip in the face of a Nazi invasion. Much... |
 |
Keep Calm and Carry On Canvas Print A stiff upper lip is an absolute necessity in the face of Nazi occupation (or impending economic collapse). As the famous World War II poster advised: simply... |
 |
Keep Calm and Carry On Wallet 100% leather wallet in red featuring the screenprinted logo of the WWII-era British motivational poster that never saw the light of day Our Keep Calm and... |
 |
Keep Calm and Curry On T-Shirt Celebrating the national dish of the United Kingdom. A spoof of Keep Calm and Carry On, featuring a nice hot balti dish above the traditional Gil Sans text. |
 |
Keep Left T-Shirt Sound directional advice for those of a socialist perspective. When in doubt, choose the left. |
 |
Kurt Cobain "Hated" Quote T-Shirt Genius philosophy from the king of grunge, Kurt Cobain: I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. |
 |
La Lutte Continue T-Shirt The struggle goes on. Iconic poster produced by the Atelier Populaire (Popular Workshop) during the Paris riots of May 1968. |
 |
Lead Us Not Into Temptation... T-Shirt Never mind all that deliver us from evil and forgive us our trespasses rubbish, not to mention the bit about other people doing the trespassing. Oh Lord, lead... |
 |
Lenin "Hope" T-Shirt A t-shirt parodying the iconic Barack Obama/Hope poster. This time we are featuring the great hope of the Bolshevik October Revolution, Vladimir Lenin. Below in... |
 |
Leon Trotsky "Trot" T-Shirt A design for all those proletarian internationalists; advocates of a democratic dictatorship of the proletariat. Show your Trotskyist colours. |
 |
Let Them Eat Cold Pasties T-Shirt In honour of the inspired decision of George Osbourne to demonstrate that he truly is a man that understands the people by putting a tax on the poor and... |
 |
Libertea T-Shirt Truth, freedom, justice and tea. We must have tea. The Statue of Liberty is given a hot-beverage inspired makeover. |
 |
Librae, Solidi, Denarii (Pounds, Shillings, Pence) T-Shirt The Latin origin for pounds, shillings and pence; giving rise to the shorthand L.s.d. Printed in per-decimalised silver for all lovers of the imperial... |
 |
Life's A Pitch T-Shirt A fully marked out association football pitch, complete with correct dimensions as per the rules of the game of football. Complete with legend: Life's A Pitch. |
 |
Live East, Die Young T-Shirt This design was inspired by a piece of graffiti we saw out east. We were suitably impressed with the word-play initiated with the addition of a mere extra... |
 |
Lord Justice Leveson T-Shirt The cult, no-nonsense figure cutting a swathe through the seedy and complex relationship between the media, politicians and the police. We have also included... |
 |
Love Love Love T-Shirt A heart, a flower and a peace sign. All you need is love. Love, love, love. |
 |
Love Me, Love My Beard T-Shirt A plea on behalf of all those who allow their facial follicles to do as nature intended. Inspired by and dedicated to the fine gentlemen of the British Beard... |
 |
Lower Middle Class Hero T-Shirt Let's not deny it now, these days you're a tiny little bit petit bourgeoisie. So throw away your Lennon-inspired original and rejoice in your new found... |
 |
Luddite T-Shirt Caution: Luddite approaching. A triangular warning road sign depicting a frustrated individual taking a sledgehammer to his personal computer. |
 |
Make Tea Not Kettles T-Shirt A plea to the authorities: allow people the right to free protest, put your batons and riot shields away, calm down and stick the kettle on. |
 |
Make Tea Not War T-Shirt Pacifist principles give rise to a fine brew instead of all that nasty slaughter. Put the kettle on. Sounds good to us. |
 |
Mandy T-Shirt The man the Labour Party may yet come to love. One of the most formidable political operators of the last twenty years - and that's just how his many enemies... |
 |
McNulty & Kima & Freamon & Prez T-Shirt The principal and finest (well, maybe Prez aside) members of the original detail from The Wire: Jimmy McNulty, Kima Graggs, Lester Freamon and Roland Prez... |
 |
MDMA Madman T-Shirt Something to send you loopy, perhaps? In case you don't know, MDMA is better known as ecstasy. |
 |
Middle Eastern Holiday T-Shirt I've got to go, but what a prize to give/Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive/Where bullet holes, scar the minarets/Smoke on the horizon a beautiful... |
 |
Milk Has Gotta Lotta Bottle T-Shirt An advertising slogan no doubt familiar to anyone who was a child in the early 80s. Nice cold, ice cold milk. |
 |
Miss World T-Shirt A little girl fires a gun at the world and misses.... |
 |
Money Doesn't Talk It Swears T-Shirt Bob Dylan makes his début on the front of a US dollar bill with a sentiment we can all share. From it's alright Ma, I'm only bleeding; Obscenity, who really... |
 |
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt... |
 |
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt A punk slogan allegedly coined by the Sex Pistols and originally aimed at Richard Branson. |
 |
No Bears T-Shirt I've been to Russia and there are no bears. To anyone who has visited this is undoubtedly obvious. To those who have not this may come as some surprise. |
 |
No Comment T-Shirt An interview is the police questioning you about the offences they want to charge you with. The interview will take place in an interview room in the police... |
 |
No Pasarán T-Shirt They shall not pass. A phrase famously used by La Pasionaria (Dolores Ibárruri) during the Siege of Madrid and a Republican slogan of the Spanish Civil War. The... |
 |
No Pasarán "Fist" T-Shirt A Republican slogan from the Spanish Civil War, complete with fist icon. The phrase has since taken up by hundreds of anti-fascist, anti-authoritarian and... |
 |
No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt Nectar points sir/madam? Yes, I'd gladly hand over all my personal details to you, as well as let you record all my shopping habits. Let it be known that you... |
 |
Nonconformist T-Shirt Wear you sign of nonconformity with pride. Because who wants to conform to the ideal of others? |
 |
Northern Soul T-Shirt Pack up your 7-inches and head on down to the all-nighter at Wigan Casino. The classic 1960's Northern Soul logo. |
 |
Northern Soul Wallet A design based on the image of the classic Northern Soul logo, complete with clenched fist. Red leather with internal stud-closing coin pocket. |
 |
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate. |
 |
Obey T-Shirt Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the... |
 |
Old Labour T-Shirt Show your true colours with this old-school parody on the New Labour logo. Old Labour: True Labour. |
 |
Only Mum Can Judge Me T-Shirt A tattoo style design of hearts and swallows with a twist on the traditional only God can judge me motto. Choose to have either mum or mummy as the judge in... |
 |
Optimist T-Shirt Incorporating a picture of a half-full glass for all those of an optimistic persuasion. |
 |
Oscar Wilde "Fashion" Quote T-Shirt The great Wilde with a quote even more relevant now than a century ago: Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. |
 |
Outside Context Problem T-Shirt In tribute to the late Iain M. Banks, and appearing in his novel Excession; the Outside Context Problem is, put simply, a population's inability to recognise... |
 |
Ovett Is Greater Than Coe T-Shirt A retro-style 1980 Great British Olympic kit parody for all those class warriors who cheered on Steve Ovett over Sebastian Coe in Moscow all those years ago. |
 |
Pavlov's Dog T-Shirt Poor Pavlov's dog; there he is minding his own business when that bloody bell makes him dribble all over his chin one again. Feed Pavlov's Dog: Put an end to... |
 |
Peace T-Shirt The word peace translated into over 50 languages from Hebrew to Kashmiri via Georgian, Russian and Tamil. The words have been arranged to form an image of the... |
 |
People Who Enjoy Waving Flags T-Shirt A Banksy inspired anti-patriotism (or pro-internationalism) t-shirt design, complete with ironic Union Flag (or Union Jack if worn at sea, for those pedants... |
 |
Percy Thrower T-Shirt Were you part of the infamous November 1983 Blue Peter Garden make-over team? Do you take pride in being referred to by the pipe-smoking children's TV... |
 |
Perverted and Proud T-Shirt A Ramones inspired logo featuring a whip and spanker, the BDSM symbol and the unabashed slogan Perverted and Proud round the edge. As suggested by our... |
 |
Pessimist T-Shirt Includes the image of a half-empty glass for anyone who favours pessimism. |
 |
Petrolhead T-Shirt The traditional jerry can. Appropriately approximately the size and shape of a heart as it appears on this design. |
 |
Pierre-Joseph Proudhon "To Be Governed" T-Shirt To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked... |
 |
Pint T-Shirt For all you Europhiles, this t-shirt design represents .568 of a litre; the symbol of an old-fashioned, Imperial pint. |
 |
Pleb and Proud T-Shirt Celebrate you membership of the proletariat. Ironically, the Plebeians were originally free and land-owning members of Roman society - akin to the middle... |
 |
Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt Served-up at all well renowned Russian buffets. Enjoy some Polonium 210 with your raw fish at Po-210 Sushi. |
 |
Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt Latin for First I, then I, thereafter I (or me, me, me) |
 |
Professional Yorkshire Lass T-Shirt Fer tha reet fine lass. Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Because you're from Yorkshire: say what you like and like... |
 |
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say. Also, for that reet nice lass in... |
 |
Professional Yorkshireman Canvas Print I'm a Yorkshireman me. I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say. For our friends from the White Rose county. Printed on a 22 x 14 canvas. Please... |
 |
Protect And Survive T-Shirt This t-shirt is for every child of the cold war who used to wake-up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night fearing the missiles were already on their way... |
 |
Protest And Survive T-Shirt The peace movement's response to the government's protect and survive mantra during the Cold War. Here seen with a peace sign as used by the Campaign for... |
 |
Punk Lives T-Shirt Because punk will never die! For anyone still squeezing into those bondage trousers or sticking a safety pin through their nose at weekends despite masquerading... |
 |
Q.E.D. T-Shirt Quod erat demonstrandum: Latin phrase translating as which was to be demonstrated (and usually abbreviated to Q.E.D.). The abbreviation that signals the... |
 |
R.T.F.M. T-Shirt For anyone who has ever had the dubious pleasure of working in technical support: shorthand for Read The F-----g Manual! |
 |
Ragged-Trousered Philanthropist T-Shirt A tribute for those who identify with Robert Tressell's seminal novel on the birth of British socialism. |
 |
Recovering Ex-Radical T-Shirt (Please Don't Mention Thatcher). A t-shirt for any child of the 70s and 80s liable to get sweaty-palmed at the mere mention of old Milk Snatcher. |
 |
Red Ed T-Shirt Red Ed Miliband, glorious leader of the revolution, decked-out in Soviet-era bearskin hat complete with revolutionary star of the proletariat. |
 |
Republican Pest Control T-Shirt The answer to everyone denied their democratic right to choose their own head of state. Banish parasitic aristocrats with all new Republicanism; remove... |
 |
Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt Scourge of the folly of religion. Critic of creationism. Atheist. Humanist. Genius. |
 |
Rosie The Riveter T-Shirt From World War II call to arms to modern-day feminist icon. Rosie originally was used to represent the women working in American factories during the Second... |
 |
Royal Parasite T-Shirt Taking a lead from the classic Class War front page of 1984 which featured a newborn Prince William with the same headline, we have updated it for the modern... |
 |
Sandino T-Shirt Printed on a white t-shirt. The small man with the large hat is Nicaragua's best known national hero. From 1926 until his untimely death Augusto Nicolás... |
 |
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best... |
 |
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt Because extinction is forever. Forget the panda, the whale or even the red squirrel, safeguard the future of everyone's favourite dinosaur. |
 |
Say No To Cake T-Shirt As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British... |
 |
Say No To Emo T-Shirt Some have been known to call this music angst-ridden, whiny, noisy crap for wannabe-nihilist teenage kids. All we know is that it is evil and... |
 |
Schrödinger's Cat is Alive/Dead T-Shirt The paradox of Schrödinger's poor little moggy, locked all on its own in a tiny box its very life or death dependent on the state of a subatomic particle: is... |
 |
Science Rocks T-Shirt It's true. Show your support for the coolest subject out there. |
 |
Screw This T-Shirt Printed in silver, a standard wing or butterfly, rack and pinion, metal corkscrew - used for extracting corks from bottles of wine. |
 |
Several Days Have Attacked Me At Once T-Shirt Do you ever get this feeling? I try to take just one day at a time... but lately several days have attacked me at once. |
 |
Shapes Are Cool T-Shirt We have struggled to find an adequate expression of our love for all things geometric, but have failed. So this will have to do. Shapes are f*ing cool. |
 |
Share And Enjoy T-Shirt Share and Enjoy is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land... |
 |
Ship Shape And Bristol Fashion T-Shirt Paying homage to the most British of propaganda posters and the most British of expressions: The term originated in the early 19th Century due to the high tidal... |
 |
Skin-Up And Chill Out T-Shirt Resplendent with cannabis sativa leaf. A parody on the Keep Calm and Carry On wartime propaganda poster instead urging people so seek herbal remedies to today's... |
 |
Slightly Damp T-Shirt Appropriate attire for anyone on the moist side of super arid. |
 |
Solidarność T-Shirt The original Polish version of the famous Solidarity logo, from the trade union led by Lech Wałęsa in 1980s Poland. |
 |
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt So you know a thing or two about this whole Interweb thing, and you can tell your USB from your IEEE? Do you also then find that on arrival at anyone's home... |
 |
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt A simple answer to a complex problem. And one that will lead to the inevitable demise of the lollipop-lady. |
 |
Stop Invading My Space T-Shirt Those pesky alien invaders from outer space... space invaders, that's what they're called. Beep, beep, beep... |
 |
Stop Staring At Me Like That T-Shirt Printed in tiny writing to encourage close examination. |
 |
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt Subversion n. the act or an instance of subverting a legally constituted government, institution, etc. Incorporated vb. organised and maintained as a legal... |
 |
Tea For Tutu T-Shirt The Archbishop Desmond Tutu, beacon of South Africa's struggle against the horrors of apartheid, enjoying a cuppa. |
 |
Tea Leaves & Boiling Water & Milk T-Shirt ...and either no, one or two sugars (take your pick). Your personalised recipe for a perfect cuppa. |
 |
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I... |
 |
Team Capulet T-Shirt Forget team Edward, team Jacob or any other angst-ridden, short-term, teenage sobriquet. Profess your allegiance to the Capulets of Shakespeare's Romeo and... |
 |
Team Montague T-Shirt Show that you side with the family of Romeo Montague. Proclaim yourself a proud member of the Shakespearean Team Montague. |
 |
Teen Spirit T-Shirt A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. Kurt Cobain circa 1991. |
 |
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt Always read the small print. |
 |
The British Beard Club: Badge T-Shirt The British Beard Club insignia. Just look at it. |
 |
The British Beard Club: Beard Man T-Shirt Peter. The impossible dream of every 'full natural' beard grower. |
 |
The British Beard Club: Bearded Lady T-Shirt Stella Fowley, 48, has decided to shun laser treatment and embrace her beard, thread veins and regrettable tattoos. Living proof that The British Beard Club... |
 |
The British Beard Club: Four Beards T-Shirt Nigel, Owen, Terry and Luca make up the Beard Club's very own barbershop quartet. They practice every Wednesday and Friday and their favourite number is... |
 |
The British Beard Club: Sikh T-Shirt Here we have Mr Lalli-Patiala, a 49-year-old consultant from Reading. He is seen here in an extra large pink Gabicci polo shirt and gray slacks by George. For... |
 |
The British Beard Club: Verdi T-Shirt Sporting the 'Verdi' style of beard, Wince Seething is one of the older members of the club. At 103, Wince has maintained the same style of beard for an... |
 |
The First Rule of Thesaurus Club T-Shirt Taking our lead from Fight Club's Tyler Durden, but given a literary slant: The first rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not converse, chat, speak, discuss... |
 |
The Flat Earth Society T-Shirt Magellan? A chancer! Amundsen and Scott? Poor deluded fools! The moon landings? Clearly faked in a Hollywood film studio. Join with your fellow seekers of truth... |
 |
The Fox Hunt T-Shirt When you're in deep trouble, look straight ahead, keep your mouth shut and...say nothing! |
 |
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt Declare your genius. You are the future. |
 |
The Meek Ain't Gonna Inherit S--t T-Shirt So how long we gotta wait until/we get the keys to the mansion on the hill?/The meek ain't gonna inherit sh-t/I want to know right now/how long we gotta waste... |
 |
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt The Fall's Mark E Smith prophesises hope for Northern England. |
 |
The Older I Get The Better I Was T-Shirt Perfect t-shirt design for any nostalgic egotists looking back with rose-tinted spectacles. |
 |
The Queen Is Dead T-Shirt Morrissey and Marr's anarcho anti-royalist ditty, from the album of the same name. I don't bless them/Farewell to this land's cheerless marshes/Hemmed in like a... |
 |
The Third Album Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt The list of the great and good who have suffered the notorious difficult third album syndrome is long and illustrious; from Nirvana to the Killers via Oasis... |
 |
The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt For all third-born children. The devil resides within you. |
 |
The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One Canvas Print First baby: easy. Second: a doddle. Third child is where the trouble usually starts. Printed on either a 22 x 14 or 14 x 14 canvas. Please choose one of... |
 |
They Are Watching: Act Normal T-Shirt Good advice, if you live in a society where the average person is monitored by 300 CCTV cameras in the course of an average day, and when Basingstoke has more... |
 |
Think More, Talk Less T-Shirt Simple instructions: more brain engagement, less mouth engagement. Advice which the modern world would often do well to follow. |
 |
Thinking Outside The Box T-Shirt Sometimes the instructions for thinking outside the box are printed on the outside. A slogan to try at the upcoming corporate, blue-sky, away-day no doubt. |
 |
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt The concept of the glorious juxtaposition of contradictory text (this page intentionally left blank) on no-longer blank page writ large on a t-shirt (or mug). |
 |
Thought Police T-Shirt The badge of the dreaded Thinkpol (Thought Police), working under Miniluv (The Ministy of Love) with responsibility to ensure that the citizenry engage only... |
 |
Time is an Illusion (Lunchtime Doubly So) T-Shirt Drink up, said Ford, you've got three pints to get through. Three pints? said Arthur. At lunchtime? The man next to ford grinned and nodded happily. Ford... |
 |
To Save Time Assume I Know Everything T-Shirt It's only misplaced arrogance if it is actually misplaced. Make 100% sure that the world is aware of your genius. |
 |
Today's Pigs Are Tomorrow's Bacon T-Shirt Sus domestica complete with policeman's helmet and butchery instructions. |
 |
Tom Waits "No Devil" Quote T-Shirt Don't you know there ain't no devil: there's just God when he's drunk. Tom Waits lyrics from Heartattack And Vine, from the 1980 album of the same name. |
 |
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt The logo of Derek and Rodney Trotter's empire. As seen on the side of many a yellow Reliant Robin van throughout the ages. Trotters Independent Trading Company... |
 |
Tune In And Drop Out T-Shirt Timothy Leary's take on the Keep Calm and Carry On phenomenon. Better living through chemicals. |
 |
Turn It Up To Eleven T-Shirt Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and... Marty DiBergi: Oh... |
 |
Ugandan Discussions T-Shirt Talk Uganda with me - a phrase originally coined by Private Eye to refer to an incident at a 1973 party at which journalist Mary Kenny is alleged to have had... |
 |
UK Closing Down Sale T-Shirt Bankrupt stock; everything must go. One country, slightly used, being sold with a once-in-a-lifetime offer: buy the UK, get Iceland FREE! |
 |
Universal Declaration of Human Rights T-Shirt The entire text of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights emcompassed in the figures of a man, a woman and a child. |
 |
Up Here For Thinking T-Shirt Up here for thinking, down there for dancing. Think with your head, dance with your, erm... feet. |
 |
USA: No Way Women's T-Shirt Was £14.99 Now £4.99! Printed in pink on a navy blue fitted woman's t-shirt. Stop US Interference in Latin America: the US administration has interfered in almost all the countries... |
 |
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner. |
|
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner. |
 |
Vogon Constructor Fleet T-Shirt Essential wear for any aspiring bureaucratically-minded, bad-tempered, officious, callous and poetry-loving, intergalactic construction worker. This t-shirt... |
 |
Wage Slave T-Shirt A cog in a machine. Voluntarily employed, but in all but legal terms a slave to the system. An ant in a nest. |
 |
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt Don't let them say you didn't warn them... |
 |
Welcome to Fabulous Lashkar Gah T-Shirt A spoof on the world famous welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada sign, this t-shirt celebrates the lesser-known twin town, and capital of Helmand province... |
 |
Welcome To London: Missiles T-Shirt Welcome to London in 2012, where your tower block has its very own surface to air missile silo to keep those VIPs at the Olympics safe. Just don't ever try... |
 |
What If The Hokey Cokey Is All There Is? T-Shirt Knees bent, arms stretch, ra, ra, ra. That's what it's ALL about. |
 |
Where There's Tea There's Hope T-Shirt When all else seems lost, just remember this: some dried Camellia sinensis leaves, boiling water, perhaps a little milk and sugar according to taste. Where... |
 |
William Hogarth's Gin Lane T-Shirt In what might be Hogarth's most famous work, we see for ourselves the horrors of binge-drinking, 1750s style. The effects of the London gin craze are there... |
 |
William S Burroughs T-Shirt The great American counter-culture novelist quoted on his inherent dislike for the mainstream: How I hate those who are dedicated to producing conformity |